In a tradition as old as asking a/s/l at the beginning of every chat, the f*ck/marry/kill trilogy is a must for every fangirl.
Here at Fandom Obsessed, we used it today to breakdown The Avengers hotties:
THOR: CHRIS HEMSWORTH
ALLY: Marry. He seems so nice in interviews! And have you seen all the photos with his little baby girl??? My ovaries almost committed suicide!!!
GWEN: F*ck. He’s adorable, even though the wig they gave him on both movies is heinous. And I went through a bit of a Hemsworth phase like a year ago, but I just want him to slam me up against a wall and f*ck me stupid.
ALLY: ok, quite a graphic answer! Oh, yeah! That wig was terrible. Jeez! He has perfect hair. Why, oh why put him in a wig???
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CHRIS EVANS
ALLY: F*ck. Very hot. But for me, it’d be a one night stand.
GWEN: Marry. I would have traditionally said f*ck, but after seeing him in “What’s my number” I’m convinced he’s perfect boyfriend and husband material. You’d never be bored with him, and he has the perfect mixture of amazing body and “cheekiness” I love.
ALLY: Nah. I’d still just f*ck him.
HAWKEYE: JEREMY RENNER
ALLY: Kill. I can’t stand his fingers. Sorry.
GWEN: Kill. I’m sure he’s a sweetheart, but the hands. The fingers. I can’t. We totally agree on this one with Ally.
HULK: MARK RUFFALO
ALLY: Kill. Does absolutely nothing for me.
GWEN: F*ck. I love him, there’s a little something he has that has me giggling whenever I watch his movies. And I love his voice. And his “next door neighbor” look is appealing as well.
IRON MAN: ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
ALLY: F*ck. I’ve loved him since that movie with Marisa Tommei, “Only You”, but I wouldn’t marry him.
GWEN: Marry. Again, his personality wins me over. Plus, he doesn’t take himself seriously. I love the whole “Tony Stark” he has going whenever he’s in public. :3
ALLY: Yeah, he’s awesome. I know I’d laugh my ass off with him. But no husband material there.
LOKI: TOM HIDDLESTON
ALLY: Marry. I find him so adorable!!! And his British accent kills me!!!
GWEN: Kill. Without thinking twice. I caaaan’t stand his face. Or his laughter. He makes a great job as Loki, I just hate his stupid greasy hair.
ALLY: Really??? I think he is so cute and lovable!!! Him arriving at the Comic Con Panel dressed as Loki and the Nerd HQ interview, just won me over.
BONUS TRACK 1= JARVIS: PAUL BETTANY
ALLY: Marry. I totally see him as my baby-daddy.
GWEN: MARRY! His accent, his voice, everything. I mean, have you seen “Wimbledon”???
ALLY: Oh, yes. Yes I have.
BONUS TRACK 2= AGENT COULSON: CLARK GREGG
GWEN: Neither. I just want him to be my friendly neighbor and cool-ass friend.
ALLY: Yeah. We could collect Captain America trading cards together.
So, who’d you rather f*ck/marry/kill?
