First of all, Brad Pitt can’t take a bad photo. It’s not humanly possible for him to do so. Just Google images of him. I swear I spent hours online trying to decide which photos to use in this post (hard work, I know. But someone has to do it).
Second of all, Brad Pitt should be placed in the Classics shelve. His beauty is eternal. Every woman (and most men) I know admit he is gorgeous. There are some who want to play it cool and say “oh, no… I don’t find him attractive. He is just too perfect”. DAMN RIGHT HE IS TOO PERFECT!!! C’mon! They say that as if that is a bad thing! Are they kidding me???
Ok, rant over. Now I can get off my soap box.
So, Brad Pitt. Perfect? Yup. Gorgeous? Yup. Cute? Yup. Sexy? Yup. Nice smile? Yup. Can handle any haircut? Yea….. No.
I used to think so. But no. Now I know that the answer to that question is a big no. Brad, honey, what did you do? I was so excited to see you on the SAG Awards the other night until, well… until I actually saw you. Can you please explain this?
OH, MY EYES! MY EYES!
I know it is for a role, but man! That hurts!!! So, to try and erase this horrible haircut from my mind, here are some beautiful haircuts… I mean photos of our beloved Brad. It’s something like Shock Therapy.
Better, right?
I fell for him years and years ago in Thelma & Louise:
But he was perfect as Tristan in “Legends of the Fall”
God, that hair!!! Yes, Brad. You can do gorgeous hair.
Even as a vamp you looked hot
And event though this movie wasn’t that great
You looked so, so hot that you made me want to be a spoon.
Ok Brad. We still like you. Bad hair cut or not.
Aaawww… We like you too! Don’t worry! We forgive you for that hideous haircut. We promise to go watch the movie anyway!!!
