F*ck / Marry / Kill: “Over 40 edition”

Here we are yet again, displaying images of gorgeous actors and writing our very own perspective about what would eventually do with them just in case of having the opportunity to land our paws all over those incredible bodies and cute faces. We are not going to kill anybody, in fact, always Gwen, Ally or me will save the life of at least one, cuz hopefully we don’t have the same taste (as you will be able to see reading our deep and thoughtful comments at each photo). So let us see what you think about the bunch over 40:

GEORGE CLOONEY

WENDY: Fuck several times a year. At his mansion in Lake Cuomo. He is a bon vivant, knows how to treat a lady (and a pig, just in case we are a little bit overweight). The ultimate living fantasy of the over forty woman with an intense love life or the total lack of it. Not a candidate for marriage, he won’t take out the garbage.

ALLY: Fuck. He’s a lost cause in the marriage department, so we’ll just meet in bed. And call me crazy, but I’ve always wanted to pass my fingers through his hair. Don’t know why. It’s like a compulsion.

GWEN: Fuck. It’s the Clooney, come on. His voice alone. But I want the full-on Danny Ocean treatment. Expensive hotel rooms and stuff.

CLIVE OWEN

WENDY: Fuck. Fuck inside expensive cars and in dark places. Pick up a fight just for fun and then fuck again. Then leave him alone and call him next year. Not a keeper but a good amusement once a year.

ALLY: I’d say fuck. Not so much, though. There’s something I just to like. I do know that I like him a bit shabby.

GWEN: Fuck. It’s the accent, I think. But only once. He’d be one of those, “been there, done that” kind of affairs for me. Unless he’s mind blowing in bed, in that case, I might consider having seconds.

BRAD PITT

WENDY: Kill. I never understood the thing with him. I don’t even like him too much as an actor, his face always looks like his wax statue at Mme Tussaud’s. Nice smile but still does nothing for my southern hemisphere.

ALLY: Marry and have a dozen of his kids. Enough said.

GWEN: Marry, just so I can fuck him all the times I want.

COLIN FIRTH

WENDY: a.k.a. Mr Darcy: I like him. He is elegant, good actor, good looking (he is losing his hair poor guy) and yet I have to say KILL HIM. Too good to be true, he belongs to Bridget Jones who he likes just the way she is.

ALLY: Fuck. Just to rip off his suit and neatly folded underwear. He always dresses the same. Even playing a Roman legionnaire, seriously.

GWEN: Nope. Kill. Too stiff for me. Too much of that “upper middle class snobbish Englishman” for me. Lukewarm and bland and boring and just… *shivers*

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN

WENDY: Manhood with legs and a voice that makes me shiver. A bit too sweet and good for commitment, the risk is boredom so I would fuck him when feeling lonely and needy and pink and romantic.

ALLY: Marry. He’s so nice. He’s like a big teddy bear.

GWEN: Fuck. Again, the dimples. And the smile. Yep.

JOSH HOLLOWAY

WENDY: The fuck of the century. Worst actor ever but who notices that when the body is a walking crime and the face is perfectly crafted to make women fall in love with him?. Handsome, funny, killer southern accent. I would do him once a week just to remind myself God exists.

ALLY: Fuck against every palm tree in that freaking island. I’d make a nice, warm rug with the polar bear from season 1 just to not get sand burns.

GWEN: Yeah, fuck. He can pull off a bad boy quite decently, and that southern accent is just yummy. Plus, dimples.

PATRICK DEMPSEY

WENDY: Kill. I love him as Dr. Mc Dreamy but yet what I love is the story with Meredith. Nice hair, beautiful eyes but too white-washed and skinny, not macho enough to enter in my beloved Fantasy Land. I would love to have him as a friend.

ALLY: Probably kill too. I had a crush on him in “Can’t buy me love”, but my love stayed in the 80′s.

GWEN: Marry. Maaaaaarryyyyyy! I love him in “Grey’s Anatomy” and his full head of hair.

JAMIE FOXX

WENDY: Fuck. He exudes manhood, he is a great actor, he can sing, looks like fun and I want him since I watched “Ray”. I deserve him cuz I’m a good girl and besides I have to sleep with an African American guy before I die (personal debt that I have with ME).

ALLY: My first reaction was to say marry. But I don’t know him that well (as if I was ever going to). So I’d do him.

GWEN: Kill. He comes off a bit too full of himself. Although I do like the way he sings. But that’s not enough to invite him into my bed, or my heart.

HUGH JACKMAN

WENDY: The kind of guy to marry because he is a living dream. So good that I think he’s boring. Don’t misunderstand me. He is the best in the entertainment business, can act/sing/dance and he is a great guy but I think he can’t entertain me at all, outside a theater. Kill, without mercy. And I know there will be an horde of women trying to kick my ass.

ALLY: (I’m first in line to kick Wendy’s ass, so back off, bitches!!!). Marry, totally. I’d even turn Mormon if I have to share him. Besides the fact that he can act, sing and dance, he is funny, smart and sooooo cute. And hot as hell. I can’t find one negative thing to say about him.

GWEN: Marry, definitely. I love how he seems to always be in a good mood. Perfect body, gorgeous face, dreamy voice, this guys has everything!

ERIC DANE

WENDY: Fuck without doubt. Great body, great face (I assume everything’s great). Yet he’s not one to have a chat after making love. I think he could be shallow and a little bit too full of himself. A one night stand once in a while.

ALLY: Fuck like there’s no tomorrow.

GWEN: Kill. Yeah. I hated what they did to his character on “Grey’s”. And he ain’t that good of an actor either.

RUSSELL CROWE

WENDY: Marry. I will raise his children and mine. If he gives me the look of the photo, that grin that happens in every moving situation in Gladiator, I will donate him my kidneys. I’ve been in love with this guy longer than his ex wife. I actually know him better than her cuz I used to virtually stalk him with the help of Google and a bunch of mad women that used to have a plan to clone him and grow little Maximus Meridius for everyone in that forum (whose name I won’t reveal for safety reasons). Gone to iron my wedding dress…just in case…

ALLY: Now Wendy’s gonna kick my ass. Just wait and see. Kill. Sorry. I know he is a great actor and I can see the appeal, but he does nothing for me. I know I’m going to be expelled from here, but my hormones don’t sizzle at the sight of this Aussie (and I do love my Aussies).

GWEN: Imma kill him too. I’m sorry, I’m just bored with him. I think his glory days have come and gone, and even though I adore a good Australian accent, not even that can save him from my kill list. I’ll go with you, Ally, and we can shoot arrows at him or something.

Now is your turn, what would you do with these hunks?