Little things in this world make me this happy. When justice is made and a celebrity receives the same treatment as the rest of us; that is heaven. Specially for us, cinema lovers, who always have to suffer people that ruin our movie experience with disturbing noises and cell phones screens that are brighter than the moon.
The super pop Queen diva, her Majesty Madonna, was kicked out from Alamo cinema because she was texting in the middle of a screening. Not only she was invited to leave, the CEO of Alamo Cinemas banned her in public until she apologizes to movie fans for her mistake. She deserves it, she probably owns a cinema theatre at her home. If she wants to text while watching a movie, she can do it without breaking everyone’s balls.
I applaude this guy who had the guts to take this action against the singer. I love movies and hate it when somebody distracts my attention doing some of the things I am going to list as the “top ten movie spoilers”:
1- The baby crying like a pig and the mother that doesn’t remove her ass (and the baby’s) from the theater.
2- The little kid that runs all night long from the front row to the exit door.
3- The people that come in fifteen minutes late and make a wall in front of you while choosing their seats for five minutes.
4- The guy that keeps the door opened waiting for someone that is bringing a ton of food, causing noise and light to disturb your concentration.
5- The expert, that explains to his wife, his friends and the rest of the audience that the assassin is Jack. Asshole!
6- The woman that takes 20 minutes to peal a candy wrap. I hate with my soul the noise of cellophane paper.
7- The idiot that forgets to silence his phone or takes the call whispering as if nobody can hear that he is talking to his mother.
8- Teenagers that text during the whole movie with their giant smartphone’s screens making you more interested in their messages than the movie itself.
9- The basketball player that sits exactly in front of you. His neck is the only thing you will be watching for the next two hours (and it’s more annoying when the whole theater is empty and still he wants the spot ahead of you).
10-The coughing guy who goes to the cinema to spread his virus and forbids you to hear more than two sentences of the entire movie.
So well done Alamo Cinema, as Beattrix Kiddo a.k.a. “The Bride” would say: She had it coming!
Ha! Can’t believe it! Someone with some balls!
Yeah. He should come to my town to teach some lessons!