I’ve had a crush on Henry Cavill for years now. Serious crush. And now every single person will know him too and he will no longer be mine. That ain’t fair. We had such a nice and intimate relationship, he and I. I’ve liked him since before were he looked horrible, with a blond wig and a mustache. Ew. But I digress.
Dear beloved, we are gathered here today to watch the new “Man of Steel” trailer, in a holy ceremony. From the trailers, TV spots and pics that I’ve seen, I know that watching the new Superman movie will be a religious experience.
00:04 – Russell Crowe watches as Krypton goes Ka-boom! Oops. Leading baby Superman to Earth. Yay for us, Earthling girls!
00:21 – “He’ll be a god to them”. Yeap. I soooo worship God Henry.
00:44 – Superman playing being Superman? Huh. Weird.
01:00 – Excuse me. A whole minute has gone by and still no Henry? I want my money back!
01:10 – Finally! There you are! And hitching a ride, no less. Don’t worry, I’d take you anywhere!!!
01:25 – Nice, bearded Henry. I know Amy Adams is babbling something in the background, but I couldn’t care less.
01:29 – Gaaaah!!! *applause*
01:52 – An artist sculpted that face, right? RIGHT?
02:00 – Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Look mom, I’m flying!!!
02:15 – “I will find him!” Ok, if you do, please tell me where I can find him.
02:23 – Kinky!!!
02:27 – I think my uterus just imploded
02:43 – “Well, here is just an S. What about…?” Superhot! Sexy! Smoking! Steamy! Sex-on-a-stick! I swear I could keep going…
02:57 – Is it June yet?
In case you are a slow learner, here’s some extra visual aid:
Your welcome!
So, be honest: have you set the countdown already?
