Friday Night Hottie: Body Parts

Yeah, we decided to go Jack the Ripper on your ass!!!

Today is a very special day so… Merry Christmas!!! Oh, no? Wrong Holiday? Then… Happy Halloween? No? Oh! Right! We’ve got it now:

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

We here at Fandom Obsessed decided that instead of getting all warm and fuzzy, pink, cute and romantic, we’ll try something different and go for gore. Yeap. We’ll be ripping our favorite celebrity crushes apart. Thing is, we 3 met years ago in a Fan Forum where we couldn’t talk about specific body parts of the object of our affection. It was supposed to be disrespectful. But, let us make 2 key points here:

1/ Why is it wrong to compliment and gush over someone’s… eyes… let’s say?

and

2/ The more you forbid someone from doing something, the more she’ll want to do it, right?

So grab a scalpel and start slicing!

WENDY

My picks for the body parts experiment? I like Tom Cruise’s smile.  Although I sincerely hate him as a person and think he is despicable, I must say he has a great smile, which he has been using since “Top Gun”, hiding his eyes behind those typical Ray Ban aviator style sunglasses.  His teeth are perfect (I know there is a price to pay in order to have that perfect piano, but it looks great).

Gerard Butler’s eyes.  Why?  Because nobody in this planet owns that kind of color, brightness, twinkle, those small brown spots that you can only see on a High Res photo.  Besides, he knows how to glance in order to look like a defenceless puppy that has to be cuddled to sleep during a stormy night.  The only thing I know for sure is that if he ever makes eye contact with me like he is doing in this picture…well… I would probably end at the nearest hospital for a Cardiac massage.  But before I die, I would have been to heaven in an endless loving orgasm number 9 in the Richter scale.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s dimples.  What can I say? I have a thing for dimples and a macho face.  It makes them look like a boyish man: manly but still with time to pull out his inner boy and get me to the park to play.  Without showing teeth, only a gesture of happiness on that face makes me feel like heaven actually exists and Jeffrey is a part of it.

Russell Crowe’s lips.  I want to kiss him endlessly.  His mouth is like a mini cushion, something you imagine to be soft and tender.  He is my constant fantasy of a perfect kiss.  I remember several of the kisses from “Gladiator”, “A good year”, “Breaking up”, “Proof of life” and many more, where I hoped to be the woman receiving those beautiful lips.

Brad Pitt’s hair.  Women or men must envy this. It should be declared an “universal treasure”.  Long, short, messy, dirty, clean, combed, weird haircut…whatever.  That hair has a life and a prestige of it’s own.  Clone it, grow it for selling it and you will be rich immediately.  I want his hair.  I want him, but mostly to touch that precious blonde, soft hair.  Lucky Angie, you can do that every night!

Josh Holloway’s body.  I had to face a very difficult choice here, because his dimples make me shiver, but his body turned the choice their way. What can I say? Just look at those Davidoff campaign pictures and let me know what you think. I think I could bite his pants and spit the threads out until I release this perfect specimen from his cage, cause he was designed to be nude and living in some tiny little island in the Tropics (and of course, I was meant to be his Eve).  God really was inspired when he manufactured this creature.  This is the reason why I sometimes go to church.

George Clooney’s hands.  I bet he knows how to use them. They look clean and elegant grabbing a cup of coffe, a glass of champagne or simply wearing an expensive watch.  Hands of a bon vivant, probably soft to the touch and delicate to feel all over our bodies.  Enough said.

Colin Firth’s neck.  The guy has an elegant body and a beautiful neck.  Proof of that is that he wears old costumes for the 1700′s / 1800′s /1900 ‘s and he doesn’t look like a “package” or a guy who is going to a costume party.  I wanna sleep resting my head in that space between his neck and his shoulder.  Perfection.

Joe Manganiello’s legs, knees, arms, hands, pectorals, abs and everything that goes with it.  Latest discovery of mine, not bad for a voyeur like me. I know I will never in my life be able to lie my paws over that torso, but I can imagine the result pretty badly.  Never seen anything from him except a clip from “True Blood” provided by my loyal “flesh dealer” and I instantly started Googling him. I’m sure he is just a good body with a very small brain, but who wants to chat with him?

Alan Rickman aka “Coronel Brandon” aka *stand up please* THE VOICE.  I will sum it up: He speaks = I come.  Easy as that.  I wish he could whisper my name in my ear once in my lifetime.  That would be like touching the stars with my own hands.  His voice could melt the North Pole and there is nobody that can play a son of a bitch or a loving husband as he does.  In another life, I wan’t to wake up at his side and hear him say “good morning, dear”.

Colin Farrell’s eyebrows.  A big human puppy.  He is a mess and still you forgive him everything he does as I forgive my Weimaraner puppy when he chews furniture.  I would adopt him, and feed him, just to watch him say “I am sorry” without using his voice.

Eric Bana’s butt.  I’ve seen a lot of his naked body in “The Time Traveler’s wife” and I really think he is perfection from behind. His whole body is incredible, he is fit but not bulky which is good cuz he looks naturally well built, not excessively worked out like other actors or models (we like that too, but they look unreal, like Joe Manganiello).  Besides, he is a beautiful man, sweet face, nice voice…what can I say? I am in love.

Ewan McGregor’s little Ewan.  Yeah, is that NSFW part of the post where you should leave if you are a devoted catholic or if it hurts your sensibilities.  What to say about this?  Ewan loves what he owns between his legs and he loves to brag about it in each and every movie he was asked to loose his pants.  It is not the kind of thing that would inspire you to rent a seat in front of his bedroom window, but he is so proud about it that you wanna have an opportunity to know how it works. You get the idea, right?  And he has the kinkiest gaze of the planet.  Made my point and raised the McGregor flag, so now I can retire to cook dinner.

GWEN

MY perfect guy goes a little something like this:
Jared Leto’s eyes.

Aqua blue, full of expression, and I’ve been told that if he stares into your eyes long enough, you will faint. You know that “Boom pregnant” GIF meme everyone uses with any number of different guys? Well, this one is the true “Boom, pregnant” kind of stare. A friend of mine who was at a 30 Seconds To Mars concert recently told me his eyes are AMAZING. And I believe her. I mean, just look at these!

Tom Hardy’s lips

I’m not so sure it’s just about the smile, because, let’s face it, a smile is not just pretty white teeth. Every part of the face is a key component of a smile, and makes it unique. But if I had to choose a pair of lips to kiss every morning and every night, it would be Tom Hardy’s. His smile is also the cutest thing ever, with his little wonky front tooth. I think that’s the most perfect set of lips in any man on this Earth.

Tom Hardy’s torso

Let’s face it, even with the tattoos, no one could even focus on anything else while he was shirtless on screen in “Warrior”. I know I couldn’t. I know he tends to go bigger or smaller depending on what part he’s playing and what his character needs. But I wouldn’t mind any size on him. At all.

Jared Leto’s hair.

If you’ve seen the hair style progress of the last, ooh… 10 years, you might know he changes his hair quite frequently. Oh, okay, maybe not right now because he’s been rocking the long hair for a while. But there’s a recurring joke going around the net, and that’s that he has the most perfect ombré out there. Even better than some runway models, and that’s a lot to say. I have to confess I’m a fan of his older styles, shorter, sticking up, dyed or just natural. I just love Jared’s hair and I have a bit of hair envy, I must confess. I wish I could do so much with my own and still look good.

Tom Hardy’s voice

It’s been my wake up alarm on my phone forever. Tom’s voice is hard to describe, but it melts my insides just hearing it in a movie. So, it’s no wonder he’s dubbed quite a few commercials for several important brands and products and he’s even been the voice in a BBC documentary about athletes that aired last year, around the Olympics. It’s got a very distinctive characteristic, a velvety ring to it that I just can’t get enough of. I’d want him to talk to me all day, every day.

Now, if it’s singing we’re talking about, Jared’s voice, all the way.

Damn, my ideal man would be a pretty cool mix between Jared and Tom, huh? I guess I’m too predictable…. *shrug*

Bonus Track:

Aidan Turner’s smile
I know I already have a pick in the lips/mouth/smile department, but I have to mention Aidan Turner and his cheeky “5 year-old smile”. It’s crazy, but every time I see him smile in interviews or on the screen, I giggle. It’s almost unconscious, like it’s out of my control. This man’s smile can light up the gloomiest of gloomy days. And yes, he smiles with all of his face. Don’t you just want to pinch his cheeks?!?

ALLY

Hmmm… Favorite body parts from my favorite men? Tough choices here! Let’s see…

I gotta say I love Gerard Butler’s hands.

They are just huuuuuge!!! Big palms and big fingers (which generally have a boo-boo I just want to kiss away). And he uses them a L-O-T while talking. So they are very expressive hands. I just feel like my hand would look tiny and disappear within his. Oh, the things I’m sure those hands are able to do… I have a thing for men’s hands. I just love them. For instance, Jeremy Renner’s hands totally creep me out. And I hate when they have hairy knuckles. Ugh! But Gerry’s are perfect!

Talking about Gerry, another thing I love are his eyes.

That color is amazing!!! And he has little freckles in them which is so cute!!! I don’t know if it’s really just his eyes. It’s more about his stare. Even on screen, he has a way of looking at you, of staring, that I’m sure it’s able to make women melt in less than a second. I know I wouldn’t last long. But he is also able to look like a wounded puppy. That’s rare. Most are just sexy or cute. It’s not easy being both. But Gerry can totally pull it off!

There are a 2 more guys whose eyes totally murder me.

Chris Hemsworth’s. Cuz the color in that guy’s eyes is out of this world!

Those can’t be real, right? They are sort of neon! I’m sure that if he opens his eyes when it’s dark, his eyes would cast shadows! His eyes should be used to prove that he really is an actual Norse God.

Another dude with amazing eyes is Luke Evans.

Hello there, Luke! His eyes are this amazing and strange color, sort of green / hazel… I don’t know how to describe it. Depending on the light, they sometimes look darker and sometimes lighter. But apart from the color, I love how expressive they are!!! I want to smooth the frown he gets whenever he is listening to someone. Or the cute, little wrinkles round his eyes. Or the fact that he can lift his right eyebrow. Or the smolder, *le sigh*. And how he can look so serious but when he smiles, his eyes just light up. He is able to smile with his eyes, you guys!

Can we stay on Luke Evans for a bit longer? (wishful thinking here)

First of all, he has fangs.

Like real, actual, natural vampire fangs!!! *swoons* I never thought I would choose teeth as a favorite body part but, damn! He has actual, real fangs! Like… he was born with them. Oh God! The possibilities! I’d let him nibble me anywhere he wants! Whenever he is talking, I can’t stop staring at his mouth in case there’s a little peek of those sexy fangs.

Another thing I love is his neck and chest.

Can I lick it? Please? The fact that he is covered in smooth, little freckles (as is his back) drives me crazy! And I swear I’m learning anatomy trying to be able to name every part of that chest. That dent over his sternum, between his pecs makes me insane. His clavicles are like the best thing that’s ever happened. And that little triangle that is formed at the base of his neck between his clavicles is too much for me to deal with. And he is always wearing V-necks or leaving the top buttons from his shirts open. He so does that on purpose…

I’m obsessed with his mouth. I have to admit it.

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He has thin lips, but they have a lovely shape. And I’m just mesmerized by it. Whenever he is talking I can’t stop staring at his mouth. It’s hypnotic. I have to watch every interview of his twice. Cuz the 1st time, I just concentrate on his mouth and the way it moves. Is that weird? And he has such a lovely smile. Sometimes cute, sometimes sexy, sometimes shy, sometimes naughty. And is it me… or does it always look like he has a hidden smile on the corners of his mouth? Only the Luketeers will understand me with this…

Last but not least, his voice. Man! I could listen to this guy read me the whole phone-book backwards!!! It’s deep, smooth, gravelly and has the most amazing, warmest Welsh accent like everrrrrrrrrr!!! And it just kills me when he whisper-talks in movies… Oh! And his deep, throaty laugh. Ok, there. I’m done.

Another guy whose lips and voice kills me is Theo James.

Those lips don’t really need an explanation, now do they?

Let’s move on, shall we? Were I to meet Chris Hemsworth, before passing out, I’d love to run my fingers through his hair.

Yeah, I know. Out of all of Chris I choose his eyes and hair. I’m not crazy, I swear. I’m not blind, either. I’m aware that he has an 8-pack instead of six. And I even know he has back dimples. But his hair is just precious. There. I said it.

So, wanna join us in ripping hot guys apart? Which is your favorite body part?